sickest couple you know

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"They're really into frogs it's a little jarring"

"Julia and Dylan are super nice. They eat a LOT of goldfish... but that doesn't get in the way of how kind they are... usually..."

"I don't really know them, but I keep seeing ads for them, which seems a bit offputting"

"Not positive why she's with him"

"They're funky fresh!"

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"I will find you two If I have to scour the Earth. You can't hide forever!!!"